February 2012
88 posts
You know you're a lesbian when
you and your guy friends spot a hot girl and you end up leaving with her and your guy friends just dropped dead.
you know you are a lesbian when
you’re watching The Voice, all you can look at is Christina A.’s chest… unknowingly
when there's a lesbian film festival and you've...
You Know You are a Lesbian When...
you love watching Volleyball games because of the beautiful players. :D
You Know You are a Lesbian When...
You enter a fast food establishment and the cashier greeted you “good morning SIR!”
When they wear clothes that make you want to fuck them instantly.
You know you are a lesbian when
all your straight girl friends are fangirling over One Direction, but all you wanna fangirl over are Tegan and Sara.
You know you are a lesbian when...
your straight girl friends friend zone you.
You know you're a lesbian when
you freak out when you miss a birth control pill, not because you might get pregnant, but because you might start your period early.
You know you are a lesbian when...
you feel giddy every time a pretty girl smiles at you.
You Know You Are A Lesbian When...
You lick your fingers when you’re done masturbating.
You know you're a lesbian when...
You think about chicks 24/7 without even trying.. :D
You compare photos of Heather and Naya with your guy friends.
Your guy friend follow you just for the hot girls you post.
You Know You Are a Lesbian When
You get excited to see this blog on your dashboard, then relate to whatever it says.
You know you're a lesbian when
You live on the floor with all the girls in your technical school and they guys can’t even get on that floor and you laugh cause you’ve already fooled around with half of them.
you know you are a lesbian when
“youknowyouarealesbianwhen.tumblr.com” comes up before “youtube.com” when you type “you” into your address bar
You know you're a lesbian when..
You can’t eat sausage at all.
You know you are a lesbian when...
You fantasise about girls wearing nothing but an oversized blue flannel shirt
You know you're a lesbian when..
You have such a strong gag reflex that even mouthwash can make your stomach heave.
You know you are a lesbian when
You go to see transformers for the shots when Megan Fox has to do her slow runs. ;)
You know you're a lesbian when
Your first girl was your straight best friend.
You know you're a lesbian when
You stopped watching Corrie when Sophie and Sian split up
you know you are a lesbian when...
When you go see a movie with Ryan Reynolds and Denzel Washington and you wish there was a hot girl main character instead.
You know you're a lesbian when
The smell of your girlfriend is purely intoxicating
you walk down the street holding your girlfriends hand, and you’re both so butch that they think you’re a gay boy couple.
You know you are a lesbian when...
You’re in a shop to buy a men’s jumper and the saleswoman says “I wouldn’t buy it, it’s a men’s” and you feel seriously offended.
You know you're a lesbian when...
as you walk among a crowd, only the girls stand out to you.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE A LESBIAN WHEN...
…you live in small town and you find a lesbian who lives there. The excitment *-*
you keep your nails short just so they won’t get in the way.
You know you are a lesbian when...
before you knew you were lesbian you found the guy’s with eyeliner to be the best looking.
You know you are a lesbian when...
Someone mentions giving a blow job and you instinctively say “EW!”
You know you are a lesbian when...
your Valentines this year were Brittany and Santana, and you don’t regret a thing because THEY KISSED and nothing hurts!
You know you are a lesbian when..
” I don’t do boys I just do girls I just do girls with style and class “
You know you are a lesbian when...
Your sister helps you to find out if the girl you’re interested in is a lesbia or not.
you know you are a lesbian when
it pisses you off when sexy and/or awesome girls are dating scummy guys, because you can’t understand how someone can possibly be straight and would rather be with a gross guy than with you
You know you are a lesbian when...
It really amuses you to tell your guy friends who know they don’t have a chance that you have no gag reflex
YOU KNOW YOU ARE A LESBIAN WHEN...
You realised the term ‘Don’t judge a book by its cover’ was true when you read cosmo. (Cover: Diana Agron. Feature Article: Blowjob tips)
You know you're a lesbian when...
You notice how long a woman’s fingers are and immediately have inappropriate thoughts.
you know you're a lesbian when....
you look like this ->
You know you are a lesbian when...
you know who t.A.T.u was.
You know you are a lesbian when...
you watch The Rachel Maddow Show because she makes politics seem sexy
you are always trying to be a gentleman to show...
You know you're a lesbian when...
your sister keeps trying to make you jealous by showing you pictures of some ‘hot guy’ she knows and you just give her a blank look and then walk away.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE A LESBIAN WHEN...
The thought of a penis is beyond gross to you
YOU KNOW YOU ARE A LESBIAN WHEN...
You don’t have to worry about missed periods!
you know you are a lesbian when
you and your friends compare yourselves to l-word relationships every time you’re sleeping with a girl, because there’s always ONE pairing that completely describes your situation.
You know you are a Lesbian when
You keep a tag of Lipstick Lesbian on your followed tags list;)
You totally saw something between Anne and Diana before you knew what a lesbian was
YOU KNOW YOU ARE A LESBIAN WHEN...
You wish you could scream at/punch 90% people in your life, because they constantly invalidate you&your girlfriend’s identities by saying that because she is a trans girl, you are not in a lesbian relationship (which is also calling her not a woman, which is even fucking worse.)